Como se dice "I own you" en espanol?

Ok, so I was following the directions in the Blogger Help section, trying to get a photo that I could put up on my profile. But, as Rob can attest, I suck at the internet.

Anyway, up above, you can see me haggling over the price of a small Mexican child. I think it was a win-win, actually. I paid $5 bucks, which allowed his family to move into a dry cardboard box. I got a reprieve from doing yardwork for the next 15 years, or so.

And don't get mad at me about all this. I learned exploitation of brown people from my ancestors.