I was fortunate enough, on two different occasions, to be privy to an identical conversation. Both involved the attractive (and young) star of the NBC hit TV show, 'Heroes', to your left. A little backstory on her character. She is one of several people who have a trait that lends herself to heroicism. Her trait? She can regenerate back to her original form after seemingly any type of accident. The conversation begins, as such:
Person 1: Ok, just think of this...she got this trait around 15 or 16, right? So, it's at least probable that she still had her hymen, right?
Person 2: Yeah, so if you have sex with her, you're pretty much fucking a virgin everytime. I guess that could suck, though.
Person 1: No, think of it. If she is a virgin everytime, she would get good at it.
Person 2: I bet you're right. She could probably get pretty freaky. Still, I would think it would suck for her everytime.
Person 1: Fuck her. She'll regenerate.
Person 2: Yeah, fuck her.
The only constant in the two conversations was one participant. Even still, I doubt he could influence the other participants enough to have telegraphed their lines to them. My theory is that straight guys not-so-secretly want to act on their virginal rape fantasy that they will create the ultimate scenario, involving a young fictional character from a hit TV show. I mean, seriously, you should have seen the excitement on their faces that shifted to dirty grins within seconds. If nothing else, someone's spank-bank got filled for the next few lonely nights.
3 Messages of Encouragement Received Today:
For those unfamiliar, Alan is a better person than all of you.
This is true. Duh, Dylan.
And I'm having trouble placing the people from the conversation... I'm kidding.
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. I never claimed to be a better person than "..all of you." (though I thank you for the recognition)
But Dylan...you are obviously better than me. I mean, well, you work for a dot com.
Post a Comment